DET 3 LEADS THE WAY!



look at the botttom left, ben n ts gt the exact same look. EXACT!!








Det3's love, bunch of fcukin gays


A update of my life in army,
I'm going to POP lo!!
left with the final week only.
but i've injured my joint. fcuked.
i failed my SOC n IPPT. shit
luckily, there will be retest=)
so just hope tt i'll recover by monday. if not, my hardwork like wasted. =(

recently my platoon had became v. close with one another.
and everyday, we simply just do crazy things tgt.
we had OPERATION BDAY, OPERATION M, OPERATION UNDERWEAR, and the classic OPERATION 4:45.

allow me to explain OPERATION 4:45.

ever since we entered camp on 13th june.
we had always been awaken by this alarm clock tt rings at 4:45am!! which is 1hr earlier than wad we're suppose to.
everynight, we keep complaining about the alarm clock, asking ard who the bastard is.
of cuz, no one own up. so we decided to catch the bastard and agreed tt who ever we caught with the alarm, we'll severely punish him.
but every morning, we're just too tired to get off our bed to look for tt alarm. so we tahaned the 445.
then, on 29th aug, my det was determined to trace the bastard. so we carried OPERATION 4:45!
first, we checked everybody's alarm clock 1 by 1 to find suspects.
as the first man of my bunk, they check me first.
AND I WAS MADE SUSPECT no.1!
cuz my alarm was set at 430am. BUT i nv use my alarm before in camp. IT WAS ALWAYS AT OFF MODE. after proving it to them, i was CLEARED!
den they check 1 after another. until they reach REC BENJAMIN WEE's alarm.

ben: i set my alarm at 5.45am, it cant be me la fcuk.
we checked his alarm, yes, it was set at 5.45.
BUT THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we checked his time,
it was 4.30pm
when the actual time is 3.30pm only!!
his fcukin clock was 1hr earlier which explains why his kukujiao alarm rings at 445 everyday!!

thus, we sucessfully captured enemy. and execution will be on MONDAY!
ben ar ben, gd luck to u la. haha

alot of other kukuly funny stuffs happened in camp too.
we also caught a 10cm big GRASSHOPPER and raise it as a pet for 1 day. lol

ok la, enuf of updates. til next time, ciao

here's a botak pic for u'all



ppl, i'm doing pretty well in army, platonmates are fun too.
they are in fact the funniest ppl i've ever seen.

cock ar, dumb ar, blur ar , all sorts.
ok, to be fair, i'm in such category sometimes too. but sometimes only hor.

oh ya, i manage to improve on my ippt.
now i obtain silver le.
trying to get gold by the end of bmt, which is 1 more month from now. =)

soon, if nth goes wrong, i'll be taking the airborne course.
and then, i'll be parachuting!! wooo!!

things are goin smoothly for me in army, except the stupid swing trainer, a.k.a monkey bar.

oh, anw, i'll be going outfield on 4th and 5 th of august, which is this week!
den continue with a 8days outfield in tekong starting on 12th.
fyi, outfield = living in forest.
wish me luck k?

ok, i gtg le, bye peeps.
take care